Tuesday, October 5, 2010

New Diet

I discovered a new diet that really cuts your calories. You can even eat 5 meals a day. Follow the steps below:

1. Prepare enough food for you and a baby.
2. Invite Allen to dine with you.
3. Feed the baby first.
4. Eat what's left.

Don't worry - there's no extra time to get more. Guaranteed to keep you from overeating!

4 comments:

  1. I swear that Parker eats half of my meal every time I sit down to eat!! I guess he's just helping to keep mommy trim:)

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  2. Hilarious! With that sweet little face, I imagine he could have all he wants - what a cutie!!!

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